Heehee~ Sho yesterday ber “study” group-an with the POHHOP, Jazz, and the Suds at the Empire... Royal werr... I put study in “” cause I sound more like got LIFE… but actually really got study… with the iPad and iTouch~ Oh, and Coffee Bean shucks, internet cannot connect and when connect got H1N1(virus) lor… TERRA-ble! After that we fetch the POHHOP home... I DROVE WEI~
YENG?
Later we went to fetch God, she scream damn funny… WHAT DO YOU MEAN COUNT TO 50?! Then we wallop 10 durians… quite the power right?
And suds TRY to make us Shut Up in his car but obviously FAIL… Sho (hopefully) his car smell like the King of Fruits~
Goat~ gave me an article to read at MCDs about SEX~ We asians can reproduce using:
Mosquito pollination: A mosquito stings a guy, collects male chromosomes, and then stings a woman.
Cell division: This is a convenient asexual reproduction technique, triggered by the powerful chemicals in chicken tikka masala. Men who wish to avoid getting pregnant should avoid this dish.
Spore transmission: Asian men release millions of tiny fluffy seeds which float through the air and impregnate women.
COOL NOH?
Full article~
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